Februar 2011
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Januar 2011
chicago is expecting 10-22 inches of snow this...
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if i hadn't assembled myself, i'd have fallen...
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blueloire: here's a quesiton though...
blueloire: would you fuck someone in the arm-gina
diana: well, not having a penis... i will have to say no
diana: im not armgina-sexual
blueloire: assuming you wanna strap it on then
diana: hahahaha
blueloire: how can you be so repressed man
diana: the armgina is new and unconquered territory michael
diana: dont act like such a brave pioneer
blueloire: I'll be honest it kind scared me
blueloire: I don't like the way it looked at me
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When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
sik-em-rex:
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
its always someone from my family
MY GRANDMA AND HER GODDAMN MARRIAGE.
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I’m too drunk to taste this chicken
– Col. Sanders (via rumblrtumbler)
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it's hard to know another's lips will kiss you,...
so i gained some new followers today..
my whiny bitchassness seems to attract people. hi guys! thanks for following and feel free to assault me with questions
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im tired of having this massive weight on my heart like i’ve done something wrong that can never be fixed. i’m tired of being unhappy. fuck you for making me so unhappy.
the stars lean down to kiss you
and i lie awake and miss you
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inchu inz me baxelen?
random thought: someone should let me sing...
morewordsfaster: lol nothing just working
breakingmy_stride: james working hard?
morewordsfaster: and pining away after you of course
breakingmy_stride: naturally
my mother-of-the-year cousin (who actually sees...
hell the fuck no i don’t, bitch. are you serious? fuck right off.
littlealmond:
Im hokin eh kez garod….
i love women but some of these lesbians just drive...
if i want to have sex with you, i will. please stop forcing yourself on me. D:
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"P Diddy sued for $1 trillion and accused of... →